Heartiste, Ultimate Shitlord

I fondly remember this one time I was reading Heartiste, my girl resting her head on my shoulder. She spotted the ‘dating market value test for women’ link and wanted to test herself. I gave her a half-hearted warning that she wouldn’t enjoy it, but we did it anyway. Unsurprisingly, she scored well. Even more unsurprisingly: she hated hated hated the test and was insistent that Heartiste was without a doubt a virgin nerd living in his mom’s basement. Much lulz was had.

Heartiste, who has the reputation of being the minion of Satan, is not really the minion of Satan, for Satan is evil and Heartiste is not really evil. George Soros is more deserving of the label, or if we are sticking to websites, Oglaf is probably most deserving.

Heartiste is not evil, he’s just an asshole. But he is not just any asshole: he is an asshole with purpose. Initially, Heartiste was the popular jock in highschool who enjoyed hitting on women so much that he took his knowledge online in order to teach men. Old Heartiste explained how women worked and specifically what made them wet and spread their legs. He employed no hidden agenda, no sales-man bullshit, just the stonehard facts. Where pretty lies perish. As it turned out Heartiste’s wisdoms were such a breeze of fresh air for so many men that Heartiste, like many in the manosphere, realised something malicious was going on, and through the wonders of the internet stumbled upon the New World Order plot to castrate all high-testosterone men. Thus new Heartiste explains how sexual market dynamics translate to the political arena: how the left that controls the West is in actuality formed by cucks and sexual market rejects (behind every feminist hides a bitter woman) and how the right is in actuality formed by alpha males.

Now you might ask: ‘so the guy is a professional badboy and I should probably keep him away from my daughter, my sister and my girl. Why honour such a man?’ The answer is, quite simply, that Heartiste is the hero the world deserves.

The story of Western civilisation is the story of alpha white males leading beta white males into building lots of nice stuff. The current story of Western civilisation is that alpha white male behaviour is illegalized, which makes white beta males follow the lead of females. This is fucked up for a myriad of reasons, among them that females don’t like taking the lead and long for the open palm of a strong man to slap them off their pedestal. Since alpha white male behaviour is illegal, such a man, as alt-rightists angrily point out, usually has a long beard, a turban and shouts ALLAH AKBAR.

Hence Heartiste: the outlaw alpha white male who does not care what is illegal and what is legal. Fuck hot chicks make fun of losers. A smirk on his face is all that is needed to drive his shiv deeply in the frail egos of cucks, betas, sluts, spinsters, libtards and whatever people Heartiste would make fun of if the world were one big highschool. The guy has a talent for words and insults. Heartiste reminds us why cool people are cool, why bullying works and why game is the one crucial skill needed to survive modernity. In effect he sets the standard for all future internet jocks.

Interestingly, before Heartiste was banned on twitter, he had about 10k followers. Arguably his favourite target to bully, John Scalzi, had about 100k followers. From this I arbitrarily conclude that for every true shitlord there will be 10 libtards, and seeing how nature finds balance in all I stand in awe of the fact that 1 Heartistian shitlord really does equal 10 Scalzi libtards.

5 thoughts on “Heartiste, Ultimate Shitlord

  1. Roissy capitalizes on the notion that modern women are essentially scoundrels and therefore today’s “men” have carte blanche to take advantage of their alleged fall from grace. Hey, it’s NOT their fault women are sperm receptacles, so PUA’s have no obligation to, for a lack of a better term, “save” them. In fact, Roissy states to give them what they want. How convenient for Roissy and company to blame how traditional male-female roles have been subverted by liberals and SJW’s without consequences. What “advice” do they offer? Pump and dump. Marriage is for suckers.

    The anti-Christian manosphere and feminism are the SAME ENTITY. Anyone who expresses otherwise is merely covering up for the PUA’s inherent predatory, hedonistic nature. He is an ENEMY of the Christian faith.

    Roissy peddles his wares to single men, NOT Christians. The Bible undeniably condemns
    adultery and sexual immorality, which includes sex outside of marriage, regardless of gender. Corinthians 7:2–“But since there is so much immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman her own husband.” Paul specifies MARRIAGE is the “cure” for sexual immorality, and absolutely called men into question for attempting to “take advantage of unowned women wandering loose”. Once married, men and women are able to fulfill their passions in a moral way. According to God, abstinence is His policy when it comes to sex before marriage.

    Heartiste promotes anti-Godly masculinity, which is defined by Kings 2:1-3–“As David’s time to die drew near, he charged Solomon his son, saying, I am going the way of all the earth. Be strong, therefore, and show yourself a man. Keep the charge of the LORD your God, to walk in His ways, to keep His statutes, His commandments, His ordinances, and His testimonies, according to what is written in the Law of Moses, that you may succeed in all that you do and wherever you turn.”

    A married man and a single man are cut from the same cloth, so long as each loves the church (Ephesians 5:25), teaches their (future) offspring the nature of the Lord (Ephesians 6:4), provides for their family (Timothy 5:8), and is a man of impeccable character (Timothy 2:21-22).

    “Adultery” within the context of marriage, is any act that creates uncertainty of paternity, or obstructs a man from raising his own children and not the children of others.”

    “Sexual immorality”, in the context of a Christian society, is any act that violates or threatens to violate a man’s property right in a woman’s sexual and reproductive services.”

    ONLY those whom are married and/or betrothed may have sex. Single men/women were PROHIBITED from fornicating without commitment.

    Corinthians 6:15-20–Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I then take the members of Christ and make them members of a harlot? Certainly not! Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot is one body with her? For “the two,” He says, “shall become one flesh.” But he who is joined to the Lord is one spirit with Him. Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God’s.”

    Apostle Paul stated the following, “lest, when I come again, my God will humble me among you, and I shall mourn for many who have sinned before and have not repented of the uncleanness, fornication, and lewdness which they have practiced”. He is specifically morally condemning those men and women who are single and have sex outside of marriage.

    Recall that single men and women did NOT exist in Biblical times. Single refers to living on their own.

    Recall that single men and women were “owned” by their parents until they were married.

    Recall that single men and women could only have sexual relations when their parents approved of their impending marriage.

    Besides, if Roissy had sex with your daughter, and he refused to marry her, what would you do about it?

    1. Were we living in a better era, you would be entirely correct.

      But little remains of Christianity, a mustard seed. You may have faith in that mustard seed but I do not and like many men I feel obliged to prepare myself for the world as it is rather than as it once was.

      If Heartiste’s middle finger offends you feel free to separate yourself from society and establish your own Christian community. But in our current mainstream, Western episcopelian society it is outlaws like Heartiste that make the rules and dogooders like Christians that get laughed at.

      Had Roissy somehow seduced my daughter I would beat him up once (if he were stronger, would ask friends for help) and would tell him not to show up around me or my family ever again. I think.

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